Pick-up lines that will NOT get Heather Michaels into these interesting positions.
Those sure are beautiful buns..but a helping of cream wouldn't hurt. Your daddy must be a baker because you've got a nice set of buns.
I wish you were a screen door so I could bang you all day long.
So tell me, what's it like looking at the guy of your dreams?
I hope your ass has insurance cause I'm gonna bust it.
You need to remove those pants; they're blocking my view.
You must be a lumberjack; you're putting wood in my pants.